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what happened in Puerto Rico in 2019 when we had to reveal a Telegram chat with then governor Rosselló and his aides. I was the first reporter who broke that story Comments were so repulsive that the entire population protested and in 2 weeks he had resigned.
This is absolutely hilarious and deserves a Pulitzer nomination.
Just a nomination? I assume they're driving to my house for an on-the-spot presentation at this very moment.
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Totally justified. All other 'nominations' summarily rescinded, due to insufficient hilarity.
This story reminded me of
what happened in Puerto Rico in 2019 when we had to reveal a Telegram chat with then governor Rosselló and his aides. I was the first reporter who broke that story Comments were so repulsive that the entire population protested and in 2 weeks he had resigned.
Won't happen this time. The PR leadership had some minimal level shame.
This is why we pay you the big bucks, Jeff!
This was funny. One of the best takes on the current absurdity.
Jeff, a carrier pigeon that smells like gin keeps dropping off maps of Greenland at my house do you think it's related?
I too was included in the group chat, but I kept quiet.
Name checks out.
This is so good.
The Walz typos, Hegseth/Tulsi exchanges…all of it so great. I was keeled over laughing. So awesome, thanks Jeff.
The drive-by on Toobin!
I didn't feel good about it but it was sitting right there, so skipping it would have been malpractice.
If I worked for the Onion or the Babylon Bee I would say we should just run Goldberg's article as is, no changes.
Jeff's take is funny, the fact that it's not far off the real thing is not.
Pig Hegseth is a Ken doll with gang tattoos.
Ken however lacked something that Pete has been texting to Tulsi
The accidental inclusion of several Jeffs is *chef’s kiss*.
They should have gone with the Cone of Silence. Or, their shoe phones.
At least shoephone traffic is encrapted.
Right.
princapples
This is brilliant on so many levels, I was laughing out loud.
> Toobin leaving his Signal video chat open while using another computer