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This is absolutely hilarious and deserves a Pulitzer nomination.

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Just a nomination? I assume they're driving to my house for an on-the-spot presentation at this very moment.

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Totally justified. All other 'nominations' summarily rescinded, due to insufficient hilarity.

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This story reminded me of

what happened in Puerto Rico in 2019 when we had to reveal a Telegram chat with then governor Rosselló and his aides. I was the first reporter who broke that story Comments were so repulsive that the entire population protested and in 2 weeks he had resigned.

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Won't happen this time. The PR leadership had some minimal level shame.

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This is why we pay you the big bucks, Jeff!

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This was funny. One of the best takes on the current absurdity.

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Jeff, a carrier pigeon that smells like gin keeps dropping off maps of Greenland at my house do you think it's related?

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I too was included in the group chat, but I kept quiet.

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Name checks out.

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This is so good.

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The Walz typos, Hegseth/Tulsi exchanges…all of it so great. I was keeled over laughing. So awesome, thanks Jeff.

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The drive-by on Toobin!

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I didn't feel good about it but it was sitting right there, so skipping it would have been malpractice.

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If I worked for the Onion or the Babylon Bee I would say we should just run Goldberg's article as is, no changes.

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Jeff's take is funny, the fact that it's not far off the real thing is not.

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Pig Hegseth is a Ken doll with gang tattoos.

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Ken however lacked something that Pete has been texting to Tulsi

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The accidental inclusion of several Jeffs is *chef’s kiss*.

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They should have gone with the Cone of Silence. Or, their shoe phones.

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At least shoephone traffic is encrapted.

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Right.

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princapples

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This is brilliant on so many levels, I was laughing out loud.

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> Toobin leaving his Signal video chat open while using another computer

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